25 June 2008

The Huntard test

Aviz pt cei care nu joaca WoW: am scris asta pe forumul clasei, e legat strict de joc, nu e fun si pare scris in chineza daca nu ai jucat respectiva chestie.

Aviz in caz ca joci WOW : am si un hunter printre altele, so shut your QQ piehole

In order to claim the Huntard title, you have to achieve some challenges. Please state if you have managed to do the following:

1. Roll need on caster staff / caster robe / healing shammie gear / anything else except something useful for you - 10 points
1.1 - if you rolled need on it because it looked good you get another 5 points bonus
1.2 - if you rolled to hit with it melee or because it would "help you mend your pet" - same, 5 points bonus

2. Forget to purchase ammo and food for your pet in more than 75% of your dungeons - 10 points
2.1 - if you continuously pester your groupmates for ammo and pet food you get another 5 points bonus
2.2 - if you also call them noobs for not having any ammo and pet food to give you - 5 points bonus

3. Aggro everything in a room with multishot at least 75% of your dungeons - 10 points
3.1 If you did that even before the tank got to pull one mob - 5 points bonus
3.2 If you also feign death near the healer - super cool, 5 points more

4. Always keep pet on aggressive in dungeons - 10 points
4.1 If you also make it run after you with the whole mob army after him - 5 points bonus
4.2 If you try to save the situation saying "my pet is tank!" = 5 points as well

5. Always shoot the CC'd targets - 10 points

6. If you're at level 70 and your pet still is named Cat or Boar because you havent figured out you can actually rename it - 10 points (this does not apply to the bots)

7. Using immolation or explosive trap 100% when you're asked to use a freezing one - 10 points

8. Constantly using during fights the Aspect of the WTF Dazed - 10 points

9. Treating your party members as complicated NPC's - 10 points

10. Reducing your vocabulary to "need" "lol" "wut?" and "summon plzzzz" - 10 points.

So. ...do YOU have what it takes to be a HUNTARD? *drum rolls*

3 comments:

  1. i-am dat linkul unui prieten (hunter). reactia:
    yosh: lmao @ test :D
    yosh: it fails
    yosh: because of this:
    yosh: 10. Reducing your vocabulary to "need" "lol" "wut?" and "summon plzzzz" - 10 points.
    yosh: ITS SPELL`D LOLWUT
    yosh: >.<

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  2. WOW suge :|. lol, i didn't know there are female WOW-players.. pur si simplu nu inteleg ce gasesti (tu si altii) asa de interesant in acest joc stupid .. :-?

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  3. Arici, ai dreptate. WoW suge. Doar ca nu pot sa ma las inca. M-am lasat o luna, am sa ma las de tot - curand.

    Doar ca jocul nu-i stupid, e chiar foarte bine facut de aici si gradul de dependenta pe care mi-l da. (mie si restului de 10 milioane de playeri)

    Acest raspuns nu este sarcastic, btw

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